biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages

me at 13: *has acne*

somebody: don’t worry it will go away

me at 20: when

for real though if they ever do find the ‘’’’’’’’’gay gene’’’’’’’’’’’’’’ pls can straight allies claim to be gay and baffle the scientists because they cant find a gay gene within them and therefor we can undo the notion that the gay gene exists

because we all know the only reason why they want to find the ‘’’’’’’’gay gene’’’’’’ is because they want to

find out before birth which babies are gay so their parents can abort them/give them up for adoption based on that

try to forcibly remove the gay gene from those children when they’re born because being gay is still seen as something bad

make homosexuality go right back to being classed as a disease that needs to be ‘fixed’

literally no good can come from ‘’’’’’the gay gene’’’’’’ being found

iesika:

arachnaboy:

ragnarokapologist:

ragnarokapologist:

all of thor’s girl friends are lesbians and he goes with them to asgardian pubs to be their wingman

thor going up to pub girl: hello are you perchance a lover of women?

pub girl: uh sure yeah

thor leaping to the side to reveal his horde of lesbian friends standing behind him: tonight is your lucky night milady! lesbians abound!

girl: omg aren’t you the god of lesbians

thor: *crying tears of joy* y,,,es i am

hela: what were you the god of again?

hela: *tackled by 50 lesbians*

If you’re old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game.

raggedyanndy:

xxxtictacion:

chocolatecandyeyeballs:

if ur lgbt reblog this w/ what u identify as n your fav song that you’ve been listening to on repeat

for example i’m a gay trans dude n i’ve been listening to C’mon by Kesha for three days straight

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

Author: alenkaobdo

new year same flesh prison

If you’re old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game.