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randomencounters:

Encounter: sapient pumpkin, cringing at your party. Roll

  1. It dislikes your outfits
  2. It finds your motives #Problematic
  3. Back when it was a human it used to date one of the party members
  4. It’s racist against a species represented in the party
  5. It knows a secret about an item in your inventory and doesn’t want to get into it
  6. It won’t say what its fucking problem is, it just keeps sighing and going “yikes”

theirisianprincess:

captainsnoop:

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

  1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai
  2. seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

randyraptor:

grimgrib:

kristmaskiller:

kristmaskiller:

kristmaskiller:

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

You reblogged this and I’m sure you know I did that but I need you to know that I really did that.

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

sit down and think before you post